#idk. i dont want to be associated with her either way. but i also cant deny the crucial part we played in eachothers lives :l

[nintendoggender]

augh. i think the thing that freaks me out the most is how close me and dani were to being friends. could i have saved her? could she have ruined me? idk.

[mellohd]

EMH Marble Hornets AU!!

ok i know im not creative when it comes to aus but i thought itd be interesting to tell the story of MH through EMH’s story? IF YOU GUYS HAVE THOUGHTS OR QUESTIONS PLS LEAVE SOME IN MY INBOX!!! :-]( or even questions for the MH!EMH characters heh)1

Basically its just marble hornets told through EMH, for example instead of “tapes i found” story telling theyd open a youtube channel for tips and tricks on making your own movie while they make their own called Marble Hornets! EMH/MLA spoilersish up ahead

Heres the character correspondences:

Alex-> Jeff

Jay-> Vinnie

Tim-> Evan

Brian-> Michael!MLA

Jess-> Alex!EMH

Amy ->Jeffs GF(so sorry i forgot her name 😭)

“Masky”->Habit(which makes sense depending on the theories you go with for either series)

“Hoody”->Patrick (same as the last one)

Characters in cant figure out an association with:

Steph, Jess(Evans bestfriend) Shaun So they might just not have a place in this story idk

Since Mlanderson and EMH are in the same universe i thought id make Brian the Michael/Patrick of this story, except more involved. Instead of their being a shaun i think id like Brian to just go to MH crew, if ykwim. I did this cause the only other character i thought could fit Brian was Alex!EMH and I didnt like that.

My take on Masky is that hes just a more aware Tim, not a separate being (tho i do like to think of it that way for fun sometimes ha ha). Masky in my mind was in a battle against the operators control and was ultimately trying to help Jay. I think Masky would br Habit in this series cause of the theory that Habit is one of the first few iterations of Evan, thats why theyre similar and so compatible etc if you know the theory you know. That does mean that Tim isnt gonna act all ha ity, just more erratic i think, i havent gone tooooooo far into a characterization(or even a name) for Emh!MH Habit yet

“Hoody” I see as just brian and he was just disguising himself. in this au “Hoody” would be patrick. Let me explain,

Frim what i gathetef through my second watch of EMH and, my first of MLA , patrick is just Michael but remembers every single iteration, hes a similar being to Habit, thats why he has powers ig? Look i havent gotten too far into theories fir MLA the fandom is so dead i never see any 😭😭. I dont want to get to far into theories on other series anyways cause rhis is about my AU so ANYYYYWAYS i think brian would fit that its just brians story doesnt fit entirely with Michael, actually Tim would probably fit more now that i think about it. Oh god now im thinking of switching them again uhm wtv

I think the rest of the correspondences make sense if you think about it a bit. Jay as Vinnie makes sense to me because of boths compulsive need for answers even though its destructive to those around them. Jay wouldnt be as much as a villain in this like vinnie is (or maybe i havent decided muahaha). I also thought they fit cause they both do that weird thing where they constatly have to document everything.

I thought tim eould fit Evan just cause of the whole habit arc.

Alex as Jeff was more of a fill a role thing that eventually made sense to me. I did think of making him Evan and Tim Jeff, and im still thinking of doing this, but i thought the whole finding the gf arc would fit alex more. Alex would still be one of the villains i think. Like i said this would be marble hornets told through EMH lol. I might even switch it up and assign a habit type role to Alex instead and there be two patrick characters who knows!

As you can tell im still thinking this through so maybe mext post i make about this will be more solid. if youre interested to talk about this kore with me(obv my inbox) or i have a slenderverse discord i made with my friend heh tik tok smug emoji. come join if youre looking for more slenderverse friends(and if youre interested in darkharvest and mla especially cause i need more people to talk about that to 😭😭)

[seffien]

how i think the promo kids feel about each other because i can: the post.

veronika (ronnie)

on annie: we were...something in elementary. don't know what her deal is now

on yarr: cool dude. can clean the hell out of a weapon and is a good tableturf opponent

on steph: friends til the end. i help her, she helps me. i've only known her for a few months, but it feels like i've known her forever

cal: suuuper good cook and pretty skilled at chargers. i gave him the nickname cal and he really seems to like it.

on kay:

on hiro: he was the first person i met when i got to the splatlands. ever since then, we've had a pretty strong bond.

on tako: ...are you okay?

anenomeno1 (annie)

on ronnie: i will destroy you every chance i get and i hate you.

on yarr: you’re a nerd and a loser. also your glasses are stupid mine are better.

on steph: meh. (condescending)

on cal: you’re such a baby. i cant believe hiro put you as 2nd in charge. it should be me! IT SHOULD BE M

on kay: you’re so pretentious and i hate you. i hope your favorite thing gets as rating on some random rating site so you have to stop liking it.

on hiro: i just know youre a loser who pretends not to be. i know it. i know it. i could beat you up. (could not)

on tako: you get me. we’re best friends for life and forever. …maybe something even more?

yarrwhal (yarr)

on ronnie: i don’t know why she’s a casual player. she could totally rock the field with a just a jammed up splattershot.

on annie: …you can’t even see in those, dude.

on steph: 🤝

on cal: how is he so good at chargers? shouldn’t he be, like, in school? he’s like 12.

on kay: do not touch me do not look at me i don’t want to be associated with you sorry

on hiro: turf master to turf master—you’re cool. we should play in a tourney together.

on tako: the enemy of my enemy is my friend…? actually no that doesn’t sound right.

stephanie (steph)

on ronnie: yo!!!! it’s always so nice to see you! friends til the end.

on annie: you should get help. (well-intentioned)

on yarr: 🤝

on cal: you should cook for me us more often. please? please.

on kay: annoying.

on hiro: we could kill so many people together.

on tako: why do you keep staring at me?

c4l4m4r (cal)

on ronnie: i appreciate the compliment, but i’m really not good at either. luck, i guess?

on annie: hiro told me not to talk to you. sorry :(

on yarr: do you really think i'm that good? :0 you're way better!

on steph: ehehe i'm glad you like my cooking! i'll make sure to always make seconds for you! :]

on kay: (indifferent.)

on hiro: i'll do my best!

on tako: i am NOT a BABY!! :(

kayoss (kay)

on ronnie: oh, of course, the skilled spunky tomboy teenage girl who thinks she's 'just average'. sigh. boooring.

on annie: lol you'll like or dislike anything tako likes or dislikes, you shouldn't be speaking.

on yarr: ugh. i wasn't planning on getting near you anyway. you're stupid and i'm worried your stupidity will infect me

on steph: don't worry, i think you're annoying too

on cal: you're nothing but a baby. don't try and step to me.

on hiro: stop trying to be me. also ronnie will never love you back kthankbye <3

on tako: ugh. you again. get a life, girl

hirooooo (hiro)

on ronnie: hey girl are you. are you a girl because. are you you because. because i love you. i dont think im doing this right

on annie: no you could not beat me up and no i'm not putting you in charge.

on yarr: i agree. we'd make a good team. as long as i get to play with veronika...

on steph: true.

on cal: you're a natural leader! i know you'll go far in life, so don't ever think you won't

on kay: dude if i was you i would **** ******

on tako: what...happened to you?

takotruck (tako)

on ronnie: filthy casual not worth my time. you could never be me or compare to me, so stop trying 💖

on annie: you get me. it's kind of us against the world atp.

on yarr: don't speak to me. i do not respect you.

on steph: hey do you like girls. don't ask me why i'm asking.

on cal: you're a baby LMAOOOOOOO idk why hiro put you in charge

on kay: kys before i come to your house and do it for you.

on hiro: don't look at me. don't touch me. don't speak to me. i hate you and everything you and your little girlfriend stand for. i should kill you with my bare hands you fuc

[stjunebug]

daybreak happened sooo long ago but whatever i just remembered to do this LETS GO!!

okay so bug collector was the first one i thought of when trying to make this little list because like.. Idk the vibes are sooo your writing if that makes sense?? like even ignoring the lyrics, just the instrumental and the voice are just so soft and cozy and they just remind me of those moments in between the insane and thrilling plots of your stories! likeeeee when scribbles and izuku go and eat together and talk about normal stuff, when your widening sky mc and katsuki hang out and they make the two of them crowns out of clover and they are just chilling and comfortable and *at home* yknow? maybe not at home at home but at home with each other!!!!!! and also i literally cannot explain this part about the lyrics but there are specific words when put together in this song that i associate with you its like my brain is playing pinterest with words… like “there’s a centipede naked in your bedroom” which is like whatever bugs yknow and centipedes dont wear clothes of course my little bro is naked and this was my first thought when i listened to this song but the more i think about it if you just said naked centipede in one of your fics i would have been like yeah. Yeah! naked centipede that makes sense -- its just a collage of words that remind me of you vaguely… the VIBES!!! “to scoop the slugger out the window” “a priest from a past life out to getcha” “to put the priest inside a jam jar” “staring with a vengeance” “to prove that nothing’s out to getcha” its literally word pinterest im sorry i cant dissect my thoughts these are just the way they are. WE MOVE ON!

OH MY GOD NOT ME BY PEACH PIT IS SUCH A GOOD SONG I LITERALLY LOVE THE GUITAR IN THIS if the guitar sounds in this were a girl i would kiss her so hard on the mouth you do not understand. Um this is definitely more sjlt coded for me cause! cause. i think it sort of makes sense for scribbles personality and just the way they react to things when things go topsy turvy… like “oh it cant help to know i wont stop feeling wrecked / im all alone because im never one to do / i guess its best to keep from locking eyes with you” the way they isolate themself and ignore problems when they happen to their relationships . this part too “i want something always, more or less than what I have / could be nothing but ill fuck off” ESP THE FUCK OFF PART LIKE! i havent read sjlt in a hot minute so i might be tripping expeditiously but isnt that what they do really? instead of trying to mend things with people they just Fuck Off yknow? either that or i totally made shit up about sjlt and i definitely am psychotic.

OKAY OKAY OKAY LAST BUT NOT LEAST -- walk you home by sir chloe THIS SONG IS SOOOO MERMS I LOVE THIS SONG ITS SO GOOD. i think its the details for me with this one because your writing is just so beautiful and it captures details about the mcs lives that literally i do not catch about mine?? LMFAO. honestly your writing helped me to be more aware of my surroundings and just appreciate small details more yknow like stupid details i would have definitely made fun of in middle school like. the way the sun hits my clear lip oil bottle is sort of like one of those little prisms that when you shine light through a little rainbow comes out? its sort of like that but a rainbow doesnt come out but i can see the white sunlight bleed into colors in the oil before it fades out cause it cant get fully through the bottle like it can through a prism and its soo pretty and i just appreciate that little detail so much its crazy and i dont think i would have given an eff about it at all if i hadnt read your writing man -- ill be thinking about even the texture of my shirt sometimes or the way my cats tail curls a little like a fish hook sometimes and its just little details that i have come to enjoy and contemplate that i would not have before!! and i think there are little details in this song that also just remind me of an mc you maybe wrote in some parallel universe? (the psychosis is setting in but HEAR ME OUT) just the details seem like stuff i might see in your writing and i could be totally insanely wrong but anyway let me share “faded lips, red /  down your chin, bled when you watched him go” “just a pretty girl with a shot glass / in your sunday dress and coat” “subway fly by / on the green line, no one does you harm” “just a pretty girl with a shot glass / in your mother’s borrowed shoes” anyway fank you for coming to my ted talk!

if you had to name three songs that captured what you liked to write, could you do it? i mean like—three songs that capture what you write. the stuff you try to do with your words. ok. let’s say you can. can you name three songs that capture what someone else writes? 👁️ what changes? of course naming songs for someone else’s work is gonna be harder—you’re filtering what you’re taking away from their pieces through your own bias, your own taste in music. but would it tell the same story, if they lined up the songs they picked for themselves with the songs you picked for them? would it be the same for you?

[ocdhuacheng]

22 and 23 for that ask game?

kk thank uuuu

unsure if you wanted a specific fandom and just forgot or if youre fine with anything, so im gonna do it for csm, mp100, and tgcf bc those are probably the ones im most into rn. if u had another fandom in mind lmk and ill do that one too :)

20. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

CSM: yuko arc was good you guys are just mean :'(

MP100: i dont know if ppl ignore it or not but i feel like the ufo arc doesnt get as much attention as some of the others, so maybe that one? i love the ufo arc sm

TGCF: not sure if i have smth that the fandom as a whole ignores but i certainly wish mxtx didnt ignore hua cheng's pre-canon history like she does!! would it have killed her to include even just an extra about when he was a kid, or wu ming, or setting up ghost city, or on his searches for xie lian? like i jsut want more hua cheng pre-canon content and were hardly given any T_T like when i finished tgcf one of my first thoughts was "thats it?" bc i was kind of expecting more to be said about his history

23. ship you've unwillingly come around to

CSM: yoshiden i guess? um i mean i dont think i ever really had anything against the ship itself its just i dont want to be associated with 95% of the shippers bc they do it SO wrong. either by making it creepy (and not even in a fun way) or ooc or both. i have settled into liking it in very picky ways. i either think it should be unrequited (yoshida being the gay ass obviously) or yoshida should be denjis bi awakening, which would be hilarious and have the same general consequence as a nuclear fallout event, but also has a lot of potential for denji's character, writing wise. also i think people just take it too seriously and ignore how funny they are.

MP100:

JOKING. i dont really have any

TGCF: i cant think of any here either idk i just tend to not really change my mind about ships much ig

[midsommur]

What would you want to see in a potential sequel for the batman?

oh this is a yummy question. ill tell you what i want and do not want in any way shape or form & also this might be long so ill put it under the cut

MORE THAN ANYTHING ON THIS PLANET EARTH I WANT:

-SCARECROW AS THE NEXT VILLAIN. He has to be so sexy and he cannot be sidelined the way he was in nolans films. in my eyes cillian murphy was the most perfect scarecrow like inherently thats just a very sexy guy (scarecrow & cillian LMAO) and i really want them to keep up with like a scary cryptic eerie even horror theme. so obviously we cant cast cillian again so im thinking of a really gaunt actor with loads of sex appeal in that odd way, also i dont want him really old and grandpa looking but not super young either bc hes a professor and/or a doctor depending on what route we're taking....mentally im thinking hes starting off as a professor and follow that storyline of how he shoots a gun in class and gets fired (And because i am a genius i want harley to be in this class obviously before she becomes harley...i just want her to be like teased here as a student interested in psychology but more thoughts on that later) SO IN TERMS OF CASTING Im having a really hard time thinking of tentative actors rn But idk. ill update if i think of someone i swear, its just hard to pin that type of actor until you see him

-MINOR VILLAINS In this one i think if we're keeping like a subtle theme of professors & doctors for this film while also utilizing the same method/strategy from the first film of having 1 main villain(riddler), 1 side villain(penguin), & 1 female character(selina) then i want Scarecrow as the main villain, Professor Pyg as the side villain, and Poison Ivy as both a side villain and new female character in the mix. THIS ISNT TO SAY I DONT WANT THE FORMER VILLAINS TO NOT REOCCUR I DOOOOO I DO Obviously riddler in arkham and penguin building off of falcones empire and Selina is obviously coming back to gotham, id like to think shes gonna get rich in bludhaven and come back with a new rich lady persona lol. BUT IM OFF TRACK. Pam is a doctor and Pyg is a professor. crane is both <3 and tbh im adding pam because i love her so much but honestly idk how she'd fit into the plot, especially with how im really striving for this to really lean into the horror & gore aspect which is like obvious with scarecrow and pyg. In reference to casting an actor for pyg idrc but for miss PAMELA..........Light of my life fire of my loins....i really want dakota johnson. the likelihood of that happening really fell when she signed on for that spider-man whatever film but i think she makes a lot of sense for this role given that shes a really gifted actress and has proven her versatility through her indie films and Suspiria like hello. also in suspiria she had that gorgggg red hair so like bam theres your ivy. she also has that innate sex appeal associated with her just with her natural sexiness LMAO AND 50 SHADES HELLO? It just makes lots of sense to me.

-3RD FILM! Our grand finale film.....to me (even tho idrc about him) i think the main villain obviously has to be the joker. like we're leading up to this final act final film in the trilogy (even tho we like. dont have to stop here. we can keep going and make More trilogies ofc..) so yeah its gotta be him. LET ME ALSO PREFACE BY SAYING IM NOT KEEN ON BARRY KEOGHAN AS THE JOKER....he doesnt have the. um.......range........LIKE HES VERY TALENTED. I love killing of a sacred deer. But honestly when i heard his voice in the film i could only hear barry not joker. like hes not a chameleon type of actor where you dont see him at all and he disappears into the part. you can Only see him and hear him yk. And he also isnt very threatening to me? Hes short (like 5'7 or 5'8?) whereas Rob is 6'1. so thats like. not a very imposing threatening villain imo. SINCE HE WAS CREDITED AS UNSEEN ARKHAM PRISONER.....IT IS NOT TOO LATE FOR A RECAST! :) and i think that the perfect joker to go against rob's bruce would be..........a man that has worked with warner brothers in the past..........a man that is also very tall.......a man that is lanky..........a man with an odd sort of sex appeal in that unconventionally attractive way...........a man with Experience playing a clown..........ladies & gentlemen put ur hands together for.........BILL SKARSGARD. I am a genius, thank you. and to keep up with the theme of having a new girl pop up in each film naturally we introduce a new harley quinn here with him! She is completely jester villain harley. Dc needs to remember that not all popular characters have to be antiheroes or heroes. it is ok for harley to be a villain. Ok! So shes gonna be a villain here :) Im thinking very arkham games harley, and i think enough time will have passed between this new rendition of the character and margots portrayal, so we as a society will be able to accept a new actress at this point LOL. And i also think that sydney sweeney will have also aged into the part by the time of filming this potential 3rd film. Id love her to pop up as a college student in crane's class in the 2nd film, like smiling while everyones freaking out when he shoots the gun LOL. I really love sydney and i think she would eat this up.

-MISCELLANEOUS WANTS THRU OUT THE TRILOGY! I need batcat like officially set in stone in the second film. like none of those frustrating tropes like when she gets back to gotham THEY FUCK OK BC THEY MISSED EACH OTHER BAD. AND THEY GO AT IT ON THE ROOFTOP like they so often do in the comics. And i need him to reveal his identity like oh my god i need them like in it together NOW. The soulmateism. AND WITH CRANE AS THE VILLAIN. HE USES HIS TOXINS ON BRUCE AND HIS ONE FEAR IS LOSING HER. Bye

-MORE ARKHAM MOMMY STUFF. I really adore the fact that bruce is genuinely sick in the head. Like properly mental. A real head case. Its in his actual blood. I KNOW that they need to keep it pg13 but omg you have no idea how bad i need to see him cut. OR AT LEAST HAVE HIM TALK ABOUT IT. ITS LITERALLY PART OF HIS VOW.................anyway

-more nirvana.......and throw in some deftones too. kissy<3

THINGS MATT BETTER IGNORE OR ILL COMMIT VEHEMENT MANSLAUGHTER!:

-ROBIN. I DO NOT WANT ROBIN. ROBIN DOES NOT MAKE SENSE HERE. ROB'S BRUCE IS A YOUNG SPRING CHICKEN. HAVING ROBIN MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE AT THIS AGE OF THE BATMAN. I wanted robin so bad for BEN AFFLECK's batman given that he was old as fuck! But for robert is makes literally no fucking sense. please god no robin. thank you.

-COURT OF OWLS. MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE & I hate it! People that say they want it are just trying to sound pretentious and cool and act like they know a lot of stuff but they really dont :) The whole concept of the court eradicates the entire point of gothams rogues gallery AND their agency as individuals with motives! the idea of a court pulling the strings in the background undermines the supernatural element of gotham (an undying city of evil, where does it all come from, etc.) and diminishes batman's position as a chosen warrior, selected by gotham herself. it seems so misguided to make the waynes' murders as anything other than a senseless death, revealing gotham for what it is and what a charitable hand cannot defeat--reframing it as a planned assassination removes context as a whole (the class disparity, the will of the citizens, etc.) ANYWAY I hate them as an idea and i hate their execution. Matt wouldnt do this to me.

-league of assassins. Like i think its clear theyre skipping over that, with what alfred said in the hospital about how he taught bruce how to fight. So i think thats good. just covering bases and making sure we don't delve back into.........those waters..........

-no batfam and thats included in the fact i dont want robin. i just dont want that corny tumblr fanon nonsense with those grown ass adults being like waaa waaaa bruce is a bad dad! Like shut the fuck up and go read ur little webtoon. The Batman is for the girls and the goths move the fuck on

I THINK thats it??? thats all i can think of right now. idk how long this came out but i had fun typing out thoughts ive been entertaining for like years now lol!

[wickedpact]

I ordered The Old Guard books and they have arrived today which in a small way makes up for the stress I’m having planning a wedding in 2021 (that is already planning take two because it got postponed from last year)

Do you think Joe and Nicky are actually married?

- the annoying Anon but you can call me AA if that’s better

its funny you ask bc i do have an opinion on that and the opinion is: no

im not like... sure, but i have two reasons why i dont think theyre married / why they dont think of themselves as married

  1.) if they did think of themselves as married, the answer to the question ‘what, is he your boyfriend?’ would just be 'no dickhead hes my fucking husband’

1b.) i mean, in the comics speech, joe says ‘He is not my ‘boyfriend’. He is not my 'lover', nor is he my 'partner’. He is all and more. He is my everything.”

so if joe dislikes labels like ‘partner’ or ‘lover’ because theyre not, idk, expansive enough to describe their relationship, (and he doesnt even mention 'husband’!) i cant imagine hed give a shit about marriage one way or another either. i made a post about it a while ago but theyve been together so long i doubt marriage is any more significant to them as a ~symbol of dedication~ than a couple of plastic promise rings two teenagers would buy at walmart. you know, like... theyre so beyond that

2.) im not an expert at queer history and im definitely making a lot of generalizations here that would make a historian flinch, but whenever i look at like,, historical queer media (poems, mostly, i read a lot of poetry for someone who doesnt like poetry) you dont really see gay people Yearn For Marriage like we do in more modern times; i mean, im not an expert on sappho’s writings, but she was kind of [waggles hand] mehhhh abt marriage, while also talking abt how great ‘’‘‘female companionship’’’‘ is. het marriage, and consummation, are often compared to theft and violence in her poems (albeit subtly) while the relationships between women who were...... involved were seen as erotic and comforting.

the two are never conflated, you know, she never talks about maidens marrying each other or wishing that they could, despite talking about marriage pretty frequently. m/f relationships and f/f relationships, which we would both define modernly as the same thing (just plain old love) are shown to be separate things from sappho’s perspective.

i mean, you see more recent stuff about gay people wanting to be married, but like, thats usually within the last couple hundred years. idk what the cultures joe and nicky grew up in taught on marriage, but a lot of Ye Olde people didnt expect to love the people they married (& of course these things depend on where youre from, era, class, gender, etc)

  i mean, i imagine that joe, as the heir of his family’s business, probably had to dodge arranged (economic) marriages, and nicky, well-- there are tons of ‘gay person becomes priest to avoid het marriage’ stories out there. joe and nicky honestly for a good majority of their lives probably saw marriage as an unfortunate inevitability that they luckily got to avoid. and i imagine its likely that they didnt associate love with marriage-- or at least, they saw it as a social or economic thing?

i mean, women being married off to create children and be ‘provided for’, or men getting married to create heirs and for.. sexual satisfaction (i guess).... where does what joe and nicky had comply with that kind of relationship, you know? neither of them was a woman who needed to be economically provided for, neither of them needed or wanted heirs-- just nothing about that specific type of social contract would appeal to them. they probably just saw their relationship with each other as something entirely different than the relationship of a marriage

and by the time the concept of marriage more or less began to change, they were in a relationship for so long that getting married wouldve probably be seen as silly to them

(but again like i said im probably generalizing a lot here)

[crowsent]

tales from the smp: the village that went mad ft. salt losing his goddamn mind

“im jack. and. im a farm person, and i like p o t a t o e s”

starting the stream well i see. ponk coming in with generic potato boy and i love him for it

=

QUACKITY

QUACKITY

“my name is helga, wife of badboyhalo” QUACKITY

=

karl: “bad, explain your character other than person that beats up their wife”

bad, immediately: “well, i do declare that my name is jimmy and im the mayor of this town”

and then bbh just fucking starts spinning around when hes asked what the name of this town is, theres a pause, and then he fucking hits us with “not a very good town, town” like BAD

this is why i love this man

this is why i fux with this man

he is unparalleled

=

but as much as i love bbh and would literally murder god for him, he still canNOT match the quiet theatricality of mr corpsehusband saying “im gonna turn around and itll all make sense” and then he has a fucking CAT TAIL

corpse “choke me like you hate me” husband is a fucking CATBOY ladies and gentlemen

hes a fucking catboy which further proves something which we already knew was true all along: furries exist in minecraft and are, in fact, accepted in society and treated no less differently than humans

this is why fundy and antfrost can just walk around without anyone telling them shit

this is why wilbur can fuck a salmon

corpse “catboi” husband paved the fucking road and drove down in a custom vintage jaguar so every other furry on the smp could fucking drive behind him in a second hand porsche

i salute you mr corpsehusband

truly amazing

=

miles memeington, connoisseur of steak and bob, “bob the builder” need no explanation

=

CORNELIUS COMING IN WITH THE BRIGHTASS NEON GREEN BODYSUIT EVERYBODY

GIVE IT UP FOR CORNELIUS

BEST RPER ON THE ENTIRE SMP

CORNELIUS GREENBODYSUIT EVERYONE

=

tubbo with the very cute ‘i am robin, i am an orphan child” being IMMEDIATELY ruined by karl sayin

“dont let technoblade hear about that”

i love this already

i love this already

feed me technoblade lore. the man never fucking uploads so i have to get content adjacent to him

i wanna hear about technoblade the orphan killer. i want that backstory lore

and also i wanna protect robin the orphan boy because hello???????????

that skin???????

let me adopt you mr orphan boy

=

i love quackity just very casually going “my husband and i had intercourse” at the fucking TOWN MEETING BY THE WELL

truly

quackity’s comedy is unmatched

“hes into lots of weird stuff. he taught me this one thing called dunderhead”

and IMMEDIATELY someone (cant tell who, i have auditory processin issues) fucking goes “i DO NOT know this woman” and tbh if i were in that fucking town hall listening to my fucking weirdass neighbour casually lay out all her family secrets, id fucking say that shit too. id fucking disown this bitch as my neighbour. id fucking pretend she doesnt exist

like

imagine your fucking next door neighbour siddling up to you in the fucking w*lmart while youre just minding your own goddamn business trying to buy a fucking banana and your next door neighbour helga is dressed in a fucking bikini going “my husband fucked me so hard i couldnt walk” and even though you are clearly not interested and trying desperately to get away from her and her wackass gossip, helga goes ahead and fucking LISTS OUT HER HUSBANDS KINKS IN THE FUCKING FRUIT AISLE AT FULL VOLUME

id die

id just fucking die

id uninstall life right then and there

id pack my fucking bags and take a fucking extended vacation to guatemala and never return. id fucking change my goddamn name just to ensure that people never associate me with this woman.

thats what quackity is doing and i am very thankful this man exists and has given us the treasure that is helga

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cOuLd iT Be iN ThE nAMe oF SaTaN???????? 🤔

karl

bruh

bustin out the fucking OLD conspiracies huh

“or could it be in the name of content on karls stream”

and hes just casually breaking the 4th wall too huh

kinda stealing techno “ill read donations in the middle of rp bc i need a distraction” blade’s go-to method there huh

its fucking funny tho. hes narrating this all serious-like but then he just goes “content on my stream uwu” and unrepentantly shatters that suspension of disbelief (in a good way)

but it wouldnt even matter bc apparently, satan and karls content have no difference

=

does protection exist in the smp? im worried for helgas health

the woman visited 3 different fucking houses in one night

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i love how the rp just stops dead in its tracks around the campfire

no one was using any of the names

corpse was out here calling everyone by their actual names and not the names of their characters

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this might just be bc im a pathological liar whos seen and heard shit but

i love him but

i mean

bbh cant lie

the man cannot lie

his voice is off, pitch wrong, tone sus

he is deffo a murderer

being accused of something hes not would make a person defensive/angry and bbh is not either

the man is LYING

and his argument/defense was LITERALLY tubbos

man cant lie

send this murderer to hell

=

tubbo can lie, but imo hes not. his voice is the voice of a person whos telling the truth

man is legit the doctor

a doctor who chose to fucking lay on the LORE

father killed in the red-eyed village wars????? mother taken from a young age?

motherfucker brought the LORE

motherfucker brought the SOB STORY

motherfucker legit said “here is my canonical in-character reason for being a doctor fuck you”

and honestly

what is bads defense?

karl asked if the town should kill an orphan over a mayor and there is legit no right answer to that

there is no good rebuttal

so bad straight went “you make a great point. just execute me”

amazing

10/10

=

idk who said it but “orphans just suck up resources” whoever you are i love you

i was eating my chips in peace but then i almost choked

thank

=

I FUCKING KNEW TUBBO WASNT THE MURDERER

his voice did not match

=

my bets on fucking ponk

=

its fucking DREAM

DREAM MURDERER

my respect for this man

motherfucker

shouldve known

he was kinda quiet at first but then he suddenly started talking a lot

son of a BITCH

gg dream

=

round 1 wasnt very rp heavy but

i can excuse that

=

who in the FUCK is making choking donald duck noises

who

bbh got a new skin cool

WHO IS MAKING THE CHOKING DONALD DUCK NOISES

=

corpse, about dreams death: “they killed him in front of me”

the town: “who was it corpse?”

ladies and gentlemen corpse, without a moments hesitation: “im also blind”

=

so the murderer is deffo not corpse. deffo not tubbo. probably not lazarbeam probably not bbh

that leaves quackity, george, and ponk

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MY PARTNER WAS KILLED

MY PARTNER WAS KILLED

i knew corpse was a catboi but i didnt know that mr dream “i went on a date and almost married a fox” wastaken partnered with a fucking catboy

what is this

dnf is out, dream corpse is in /j

bruh

MY PARTNER WAS KILLED

bro

the tragedy

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CALM DOWN WENCH THE BOY DID NOTHIGN

CORPSE

CORPSE

STOP

CORPSE

standing up for tubbo like that

corpse

please

my heart cannot handle this

=

okay so its deffo not corpse and tubbo. most likely not quackity after that fucking disaster at the campfire. probably not lazarbeam or bbh. still think its george and ponk

=

CORPSE

he got executed trying to console tubbo who legit WENT IN THE PRISON TRYING TO LOOK FOR HIM

BRUH

WHAT THE FUCK

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TUBBO

no

TUBBO

technically its robin but

TUBBO

he lost his father so quick what the FUCK

i will murder god for robin

the little shaking head he does after corpse got killed. going completely silent as he lost the one family he had left.

bruh

robin bby no

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I KNEW HE WASNT THE MURDERER

tubbo

im sorry

=

I KNEW IT WAS PONK

was wrong about lazarbeam/george tho

=

bruh

what the fuck

tubbo/robin honey i am so so sorry

catboi corpse i am so so sorry

[dinocanid]

I dont really harass anyone who likes HP, but I do block because I cant trust anyone who visibly likes it anymore. Theyre either completely ignorant of what JKR is doing or they know and are fine with being associated with that, and on tumblr its usually the latter. When someone says 'anyone who likes my work supports my views', even if its not necessarily true, it still leaves a pit in my chest when I see someone who is a fan of her works.

Idk, I never got into HP as a kid, but I've dropped nostalgic books before when I realized how fucked up they were, hurts for a little then I just stop thinking about it.

I was never claiming if you did or didn't harrass people. Idek if you're the same person that sent to original ask because this is all anonymous.

I do want to say that you're allowed to feel that way; curate your own space. But everyone can't be filtered into those 2 specific camps and everyone doesn't have the same opinions on it as you do. Like I said in a previous post, I for example don't care if someone like HP or not. It's not a red flag for me and personally I find it unfair to make any sort of judgment based on that. I also don't care if someone just prefers to not be around others that enjoy it. My only issue comes in when people are harrassed or called out for liking HP (or just generally used as an excuse to be a jerk to people)

[springfieldblues]

ok thoughts on Diary Queen

lets go in order since i decided to write things down as i watch the episode in order to stay focused

first of all holy shit the animation in the intro musical number was SO expressive and SO fluid, i cant believe they worked so hard on what (for what all intents and purposes) is a throwaway gag but im definitely not complaining!! it was a treat to see and the song was great too. i remember reading something about them having a broadway musical style episode planned for this season and for a moment i thought this would be the one because of how high quality that bit was. i was wrong, but now at least this has me looking forward to the actual musical episode whenever it comes out

nelson quote of the episode: "thank you...*grabs two cut out bible curse words from jar* ...adultery ass"

the repurposing of marcia wallace's past recordings as edna was actually pretty ingenious, even if you can tell what episodes they took them from...they picked some very poignant quotes and put them to great use. i love that ednas signature quote is starting to become "if you can teach one kid one thing, then today will be a success" from Bart Gets a Z (very underrated episode)

really interesting how bart was immediately averse to seeing 'the dark side of another marriage' (not to mention immediately assuming that ned and edna had marriage problems upon finding her diary)

i dont know why but my jaw dropped when they used fiona apple's shameika in the episode...its from a pretty recent album (and pretty damn good too) so i was like wow...the taste *pinched fingers emoji* (i personally wouldve saved it for a lisa episode but maybe thats just me since i associate fiona with lisa HAHA not complaining either way)

yknow speaking of lisa, as i was watching the episode for the first time i was kind of annoyed at lisa like damn girl just let him have this one thing...he just wants genuine support and someone who believes in him. but at the same time, as soon as she started getting itchy (literally) over not being able to tell bart the truth about what he misinterpreted and effectively letting bart live a lie, i was like 'oh. i get it' and other people might see that as stupid but oh my god...im the same. i wish i wasnt though. im afraid people might misinterpret her anxiety over it as her not wanting to see bart happy, especially because thats what i initially thought they were going for too, but as the episode progresses i think it becomes clear that its more about her needing to tell bart the truth to an almost pathological degree but also not wanting to hurt barts feelings in the process. "im letting him live a lie that might ruin him!!" idk. found it relatable for better or for worse

nice fanny pack milhouse

"when the last student finishes using the lice comb please pass it back up" I SCREAMED

bart after he learns the truth was honestly truly heartbreaking to see man......i dont have much to say, i just really feel for him and they did a great job at expressing his hurt over learning about his misunderstanding. i feel like he recovered a little too quickly after the talk with ned (i blame this on the episode format since it was time to wrap things up) but it was a touching moment nonetheless. another amazing use of archive recordings, this time from The Seemingly Never-Ending Story. it almost feels as if they had written the episode around this particular quote because of the syngergy it has with barts feelings after thinking edna believed in him (which she did all along as it turns out)

god. what a sweet episode. what a way to give edna closure as a character. we miss you mrs. k

[heleizition]

nEW DESigns MEANS NEW ADVENTUREs will they be part of the justice league or are they making a new hero group?? Or are ya making these designs for fun? Either way epic gamer content peep!! Cant wait to see it!

OK SO at first i was making them for fun but now im involved. they are def justice league associates in the long term but i think that . all of them changing their identities would stem from an arguments/them snapping against their mentors. like maybe a mix of many things but mostly just how batman can treat tim as a tool and doesnt rly care/see how tired n run down he is and how he keeps distance w the family despite all the weight on his shoulder, the whole mess between kon and clark and also uhhh i think its kara who hates him ? im not exactly sure for bart n cassie but for bart it’d def be about how he’s def treated more like a kid and how wally n him dont rly get along (or at least i dont think they do/didn’t use to idk wahts up in current canon tho)... cassie im not sure but idk i just have this whole idea of cassie just SNAPPING at batman n superman in particular,,, like,,, idk situation where th’yre on a mission together and batman didn’t like how tim strategized the whole thing and he kind of chew him up in front of the rest of the team and cassie jst Snaps and tells him off and then superman is here so shes like AND YOU ! and releases years of slow hot anger toward him about the whole conner situation,,, like conners her friend she has seen him be so upset aobut superman not acknowledging him n stuff ...

so yeah thats how it starts . and when the four of them are alone cassie doesn’t break or panic (but she prob calls cissie and then cissie laughs remembering their yj days when she got mad at superman and was all cool until she hyperventialted when she n cassie were alone !!!! ya) and they all talk and . yea. they need. they need a break from their ~mentors~ , they need to be away and dissociated from them, need to be their own persons that the trinity + the flashes cant yell at like subordinates.

SO i think they’re a bit in between the titans and the outlaws !!!! they’re not toeing the lines with being a rogue or putting a foot in shady stuff, but they def handle things their way, and its not always the most just or correct way to do it (in the trinity’s opinion). but they’re doing amazing and i kinda want them to go en epic adventures that no one actually knows about bc they do their jobs RIGHT... eventually they reconnect w their mentors and their “hero families” (tho i think jason & tim would get on really good because of that event) and are affiliated with the jla. but it’s a ! tense few months . bruce and tim are also rly awkward and like tim knows bruce is trying but man . is he bad at communicating .

[mychemicalaromanticism]

things ive already established r on this post

besties this got so fucking long but heres a giant ramble about cherri

okay so. there are huge differences betwn cherri as a hyperviolent drac hunter and cherri as a friend of the four and cherri as the girls mentor. with the first one he was 17 and desperate to distance himself from his upbringing so he went all in on Being A Killjoy. he was always one of the first ppl to rush into a fight and he fought hard. he blew up his fuckin hand with that attitude. and all the while he was just racking up more unaddressed trauma and eventually he ran away from that, too. giving himself radiation poisoning was more appealing than facing his problems.

so as a teenager/young adult hes kind of constantly in a panicked state. hes scared the people from his past are going to find him and drag him back with them. so he lashes out and he runs away over and over again.

i said in another post that he has some past life shit goin on which usually would give him a connection to the witch that manifests early in life, but with all the stuff hes gone through he has been Preoccupied. he can become oblivious to almost anything that doesnt apply to whatever hes focused on. not in a hyperfocus way its likeeeeee. when u live on survival mode during prolonged periods of stress. hes immune to magic bullshit bc hes too tired and scared.

anyways around his mid-20s he finally has a little more stability (as much as the average person living in the zones can have, that is) and he finally notices that Weird Stuff happens around him. basically: out of my list of Powers People Connected To The Witch Have he has the prophetic dreams/enhanced intuition as well as a form of sensing ghosts where he can see auras and kind of like, echoes of past events in ppls lives. that look like auras. itz complicated and not of utmost importance so im leaving it at that.

anyways thats what makes him start writing poetry. just 4 funsies he'll describe his weird experiences and embellish them to make em pretty. just as a casual hobby n all that.

he would forget fun ghoul in between the times they ran into each other but its pretty easy to be reminded of who fun ghoul is. the most insane 10 year old cherri has ever met. cherri isnt a brother figure to ghoul. hes just. his friend that happens to be more than twice his age. its whatever lmao

to cherri, ghoul is kinda like a stray animal he keeps seeing. which is hilarious. ghoul actually goes and finds him to introduce him to jet when they start running together, and cherri meets party and kobra (spark and birdie at the time) when he drives the four of them to a party. because he has a truck hell yeah. so now instead of one stray animal he has, like, a feral cat colony that he drives around occasionally. i have no real-life human relationship equivalent to them because irl if some guy that is not related to any of you and isnt even a childhood or family friend and theyre hanging out with you? they are usually not a safe person lmao. but this is my fantasy land and im too stubborn to change anyones birth years even though ghoul being born in 2004 makes everything really hard to make not creepy.

so yeah hes a casual somewhat friend of the fab four. hed probably get more and more concerned as they got famous. the beginnings of any sort of protective feelings, awww :) that sets him up for becoming the girls mentor.

OH FUCK. THE GIRL..... i think if i was in my late 20s and i heard that the gang of 13-17 year olds had adopted a 5 year old kid i would go bananas. what the fuck. it is a LONG while before cherri meets her. but he has the strongest affection for ghoul (if you could even call it that) and ghoul absolutely adores the girl and swings her around under her arms like a cat to show her off to cherri and its very endearing and the girl is sweet and funny so its easy to be around her. and (unfortunately) she is somewhat used to interacting with weird easily agitated people so she kinda gives him space. cherri isnt quite the uncle figure the fandom usually makes him (i luv uncle cherri sm but he simply cannot exist in the universe ive created, f), but hes a little similar.

and then the four had to go and pretend to die. lol.

when the girl was kidnapped, fucking everyone who knew her was ready to storm the city then and there. like regardless of how little you knew her, if you had ever met her you would fucking die for her. she is pure childish charisma and shes precious. i love the girl. so cherris immediately on board with whatever plan the four make to get her back. ive already talked abt how it fucked up the girl tho; there was no way to tell her that the four werent actually dead, she sees the building collapse and she shuts down. and cherri has to fight against his instinct to leave the radio station and never come back when he sees an eight year old girl sitting dissociated on the couch. that fucks everyone up.

i just realized i havent talked about literally anyone else at the radio station. i think cherri started lingering around the station bc it was safe and sheltered while also not being a popular spot. there are less kids there (people pass through but its not a hangout spot). he was kind of just hanging around to get away from the heat and noise and dr d took notice. because that man can see ur soul and no one knows if thats literal or not. so theyd chat a few times a day and show pony was the one 2 get him out of his shell a little and also was the first one he mentioned his poetry hobby to. im making this all up right now as im writing bc i dont know anything about LITERALLY any of the ppl associated w the radio like im not even going 2 try with chimp n newsie i do not have the willpower to tackle all that. justttt. cherri pony n D become bros and live 2gether there.

back 2 the regular timeline. the rescue mission happens in 2019. the girl lives at the station until 2023. during that time she is very much depressed and withdrawn and is only happy when the four come to visit. none of the Adults know how to help her so they just keep her safe and cared for and hope she'll open up to them.

she does not. she takes the weird cat thats been hanging around and she runs away.

cherri does not see her for three years. shes still worse for wear in the mental health department and he can see all kinds of visions of what shes been through since the last time he saw her and he fucking hates the ultra vs bc they remind him of his past. he does not want her going down that path but its obvious that she isnt crazy abt the ultraviolence thing either so thats a relief.

they have a kind of tense relationship throughout the comics. he feels like he failed her and that spirals into feeling like he failed the four for not being a good adult to them and fun ghoul for not helping enough when his commune was bombed and all kinds of shit and that irrational thinking mixed with plain old, yknow, caring about the girl, is what makes him take a bullet (laser. whatever) for her.

i was trying to figure out the timing of each of their ghost experiences, but i want both of them to talk to the witch and im just gonna make it like dreams where a whole buncha stuff happens but irl its been like seconds. so its like barely a second while the girl has her Witch Convo and cherri FINALLY gets a straight answer, yes there is weird shit going on with him having powers. he doesnt have any story-significant past lives because im lazy, hes just an old soul. like really fuckin old. the amount of latent life experience and stuff his soul/energy/whatever has picked up along the way makes him VERY noticeable to gods n stuff. he fuckin lights up all the alarms like what the FUCK is that over there. she wasnt rly able to get to him or even properly notice him while he was a kid and a young adult so shes happy to finally see him again. he has a STRONG sense of familiarity with her. they know each other on a wild ass level that he cant really comprehend.

welp thats some more lore I'll have 2 think abt. anywayz

post canon is when he and val get to have the most awkward spiderman meme moment of realizing that they have the same trauma SOOOOO thatz fun lol /s sorry kings i thought it would be fun to give u something fucked up to bond over <3

not much changes in his personality. he has a better understanding of Weird Magic and delights in freaking out the ultra vs but for the most part he returns to his life at the radio station. i love him

THIS GOT SO CRAZY LONG I DID NOT MEAN 2 GO THROUGH EVERY PART OF HIS LIFE LIKE SOME WEIRD CHARACTER STUDY but here we are. this is basically a first draft like almost all of this is subject to change but u gotta start somewhere. so heres my start i love this guy. its probably obvious but i have not read ANY twitterverse killjoys stuff </3 maybe i will someday idk

[yaboyspodcastpalace]

For the character asks: Jon, Peter Lukas, Annabelle Cane? (giving multiple suggestions so you can pick one in case you get the same character twice in different asks)

very kind of you to assume i get many asks :') THANKS ill do all of them u_u

[Send me a character and i'll tell you...]

(under the cut bc i love talking and this got long lmao)

Jon

First impression

he's a uptight prick with obvious favoritism for sasha and tim and i love him so! much!!!!!!

Impression now

my poor little mew mew hm................I've got a complicated relationship w/ jon bc i love him a lot, but i loved s1 him the most, and literally everything else just makes me really, brutally, sad ;_; The way he tries so desperately to cling to his humanity and how other characters just call him by the title imposed to him makes me wanna cry

...also he just cares so much ;_; i cry

Favorite moment

probably his interactions with georgie at the beginning of season 3!!! From s5 id say when he killed not!sasha, it felt vindictive ù_ú

Idea for a story

Dhfhdh im p basic when it comes to him ngl, either jon/tim/sasha friends to lovers or jon and desolation!tim or *something*!sasha trying to stay as human as possible, together 😔 (or just any of them living and coping together in s4 n s5)

Unpopular opinion

Im just not a fan of monster jon, at all! He's not the type of character that i enjoy seeing having a corruption arc unfortunately!! It just hurts!!! (and this Is from someone that Loves corruption arcs!!!)

Also i really hate moth jon imagery??? For not particular reason, moths are pretty, but i still hate it u_u AND THE ASSOCIATION OF GREEN W/ JON (or the beholding in general!) I CANNOT STAND IT!! i know its bc of the tma logo but guess what! Its wrong! Purple jon rights!!!

ALSO ALSO the so called pining he had for martin just.... didnt felt like that at all! i have Many feelings abt this!

Favorite relationship

either georgie in s3, or sasha!!! i love how he always praises sasha in her research in s1 and even thought he's at his driest & sharp Trying-To-Project-Professionalism-And-Skepticism she still rolls into his office, interrupts him mid statement to banter w/ him abt pronunciation n stuff and its just Normal, like that speaks volumes of how comfortable they felt around each other! they were friends gdi! the moment he realizes she died and then everytime the not!them mocks him w/ her death makes me wanna break smth q_q

im not even gonna mention tim bc even though i love their relationship It 👏 makes me👏 very 👏 sad 👏

non shippy and also staying strictly canon, i love his relationship with melanie!

Favorite headcanon

sometimes i think abt that one hc that hes really good with arcade games bc he lived near the coast and i smile bc thats cute :) also hes a trans man 💙💗🤍💗💙

Peter

First impression

Mystery evil captain man!!! Fog?? I LOVE him :)

Impression now

I STILL LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!! Hes an asshole and has a lovely voice and smile and hes not, hes not Dumb but also he's far from the whooooa evil lonely influence he think he is (played like a cheap fiddle). He also makes me sad in ways i cannot and wont describe, and its a shame that he died cuz he was the best part of season 4 😔 rip you beautiful bastard man i still miss you </3

Favorite moment

"It has blood on it" "thats Leitner's too :D". Also when martin was angry abt idk, breekon? Jon going into the coffin? Cant remember, but peter was like I said id protect the institute, that guys not my problem ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Idea for a story

dfgdfg i have..... a petermart story that dealt with the different flavor of loneliness they both had, half smut half genuine meta of both of them and theorization on the branching of an Entity & how their powers manifested in other people...

basically, peter thinks hes hot shit when it comes to loneliness but gets overwhelmed when martin accidentally projects his feelings abt *fic's plot stuff* on him, its fun stuff!

Unpopular opinion

people either paint him like an absolute devil or an incompetent idiot and hes neither of them! hes an asshole who loves being an asshole but far from the worst monster in the show and he tried to do a clever scheme TWICE on his life and 1. while it was established that any of the rituals wouldnt work singularly the Silence was still a pretty clever attempt if it weren't for gertrude! and 2. well... he tried to manipulate someone petty and formerly supposed to be a web avatar, again not his fault, cant call him stupid for trying dfgdfg

i Do think hes kinda pathetic in some sense considering his backstory, but more out of personal pity than anything else

Favorite relationship

Canonically speaking him and martin! The pull and push of them was The best thing about season 4! Peter being a quite dangerous avatar and martin, beautiful and scared and kinda feisty, confronting him every chance he gets, peter doing his best to manipulate him and martin letting him believe hes succeeding (even thought, he is, partly). They're fascinating characters to have side by side

Favorite headcanon

Partly canonically speaking him and mikaele salesa :) they do bets together! They're lonely sea men! What else could you possibly want?

Also non shippy i like thinking abt peter's and simon's relationship but thats entirely non canon ♡

Diversity wins! The heir of the lonely is a gay man!

Also I think as every rich household(?) the lukases had many paintings and peter as a kid saw the ones w/ sailing ships and imagined sailing far far away from his family. That and seaman aesthetic fucks, which is why he always has the same vibe going on as an adult. He does Not know half of the things he'd need to know to have a ship though but hey he's rich and thats all he needs

Annabelle

First impression

thats a horrible psychological experiment they're making there D:

Impression now

THATS STILL A HORRIBLE EXPERIMENT AND ANNABELLE DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER............. idk! she makes me sad in the same way jon (and to a degree, peter) does! to be a living puppet for the thing that traumatized you as a kid and that later kinda killed you / is the only thing keeping you alive, to be devoted to it scrambling to believe in a higher reason for all of it to happen bc to believe otherwise is............. anyway. i love her, and i feel so so sorry for her

Favorite moment

her "maybe ive never been to the beach" at the end of ehr statement (that i fully believe its bullshit but, yknow, i love that she adds that), most of her convos with martin, her "i told you this might happen" "you did, you did" with mikaele

Idea for a story

i think a lot about her having conversations w/ either mikaele (platonically) or sasha (shippy) and their different points of views and treat with her making her doubt the web a bit

Unpopular opinion

listen, listen, i know it sounds like im woobifying her i Know it but reading the scraps of her story how can i Not feel sorry for her? when the story framed her very similar to jon? the supernatural childhood encounter that gave them arachnophobia and the subsequential joining with an Entity against her will? the fact that both the story and the fans treat her like a spider woman always sat very very bad to me, and the fact that the story itself always framed her like a villain (considering All The Other Characters that get the benefit of the doubt) was extremely disappointing

Favorite relationship

her and mikaele!!!!!!! wish we could have seen more scenes of just the two of them!!!!!! *singing* he is her daaaaaad, hes her dad! boogie boogie boogie! (ok no but like... their offscreen friendship is my favorite thing of season 5 ;_;)

Favorite headcanon

Sigh i dont know...i still think she's scared of spiders which make her current existence harder but thats a sadcanon :/ umm...... i love the idea of mikaele and her cooking together from time to time! Mikaele showing her some plates he used to eat as a kid as he talks stories about his life :) and she listens and sometimes tells a story of her own! its been so long since he had a quasy normal conversation! its weird yet nice!

[cloviaglade]

satan/mc ghost mc is a huge bookworm so she haunts her favorite book. she usually goes unseen by humans, so when she found out that the one who bought the book could see her she was delighted. kinda casper ghosty romantic vibe? idk

Sorry I haven't been writing I've been busy trying to evade taxes and other adulting things.

Takes place before MC entered devildom.

Satan is pleased as he can possibly be as the avatar of wrath. He finally got his hands on a cursed book he has been dying to get ahold of: a cursed book from the human realm. According to the humans he bought this book from a cruse has trapped a human soul within its pages. He could tell just by looking at it that the book had no such curse but did have a weird energy to it that a human would mistake as a curse.

He got to his room and locked the door behind him. He didn't want to be interrupted as he tried to work at whatever enchantment was on the book. He opened the yellowed pages and started to look for any signs of hexes or enchantments but he couldn't find any. He was about to give up when the soul of a young girl came out of the book.

"So you're the cause of this curse." Satan smiled with eureka.

"Curse? No I wasn't cursed. I wanted to be with this book." The ghost said as she took in her surroundings.

"Care to tell me how you ended up in the book? Normally human souls like to move on into the afterlife when their time has come." Satan said as observed the specter floating around his crowded room.

"Ohhh! I just didnt want to leave this book behind. You see winter came too soon one year I got ill and just didn't wake up. This book was my favorite and it would always make me smile." She explained.

She must be from the era the book was written then. Currently in the human realm medicine and technology have improved quality of life enough that she wouldn't associate her death with the harsh winter. She seemed to gaze in awe of all of Satan's books.

"Can...can I read some of these." The ghost said as she reached for a book but to her disappointment her hand when through the book.

"Sure, but I dont think you will have much luck reading them on your own." Satan said with a concerned smile.

A few days have past. The ghost has told Satan about her life as a human but says she cant remember much since. Satan explains that could be due to her lying dormant in her book. She has also started to read over Satan's shoulder. He didn't mind having her around she was quiet and loved reading whatever he was reading.

"I wish I could've met you when I was still alive." She said one night before he went to bed.

"I'm pretty sure we wouldn't be this close if we did." Satan admitted.

"Because of the whole demon thing?"

"Yes, I dont think anyone would approve." Satan said. He is certain she would've burned at the steak for associating with him.

"Oh... I mean..." the girl seemed flustered. A light pink managed to shine on her faded cheeks.

"N-not for marriage. Of course not for marriage! I meant just having me around!" Satan's face turned red as well.

"Heh... well that too I guess..." she laughed nervously.

Satan became a bit more aware of the ghost in his room since that day. Whenever she got close to him he would feel his heart race. It's not like she was doing anything differently just reading over his shoulder just like usual.

"You... you can sit in my lap if you want." He blurted out to her as she glanced over his shoulder.

"It doesnt make a difference. I'm floating either way." She replied but sat there anyway.

But it made a difference. As a demon he could sense her energy. He couldn't feel her weight but felt her soul nearby... it was hard to explain. She could feel his energy as well but could only feel it whenever she 'touched' him.

As a ghost it was the first thing she has felt in a while. She expected if he felt like anything it would be horrible but he felt warm. Like really really warm. The warmth of him felt so good when as a ghost she couldn't feel anything but cold and numb.

Unfortunately, both of them knew she needed to go to the afterlife. If she was to remain in devildom she would eventually be found and sent to one of the circles. Satan brought her up to the human realm and released her so she could go the the celestial realm. Their goodbye was bittersweet but they knew it was never ment to be.

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OH UH FOR THE ASK THING HAVE YOU DONE SHINSOU HITOSHI AND UH.. KENDO ITSUKA?? (Orange haired girl that beats her 'son' monoma neito he has rabies)

I HAVE NOT DONE EITHER OF THEM THANK YOU FOR ASKING ECHO AHH I SHALL TRY TO MAKE YOU PROUD

shinsou:

favorite thing about them

he’s just a funky lil dude. just like midoriya he hasnt given up even tho some setbacks have happened on his road to achieve his goal. he knows what he wants and on god he is going to get it. rlly makes u root for him

least favorite thing about them

hes so like,,,he thinks he has a moral high ground almost?? compared to the hero course kids. like when i first watched his fight w midoriya i actually rlly disliked him bc he’s going off like “ohh you dont know how hard it is” like??? even discounting the fact that midoriya was quirkless until less than a year ago, he doesnt know him at all?? he doesnt know what he’s been through?? jesus dude chill out

favorite line

“im not giving up. ill show them i can be in the hero course and become a greater hero than all of u” when he’s talking to mido after their match. idk man like i mentioned earlier, he’s so determined it rlly makes u root for him. also this was like a promise that we were gonna see him again so HOoo,,,yeah

brOTP

shinken (shinsou nd kendou), monoshin, shinkami, shinkure (shinsou and hagakure)

OTP

SHINIIDA shindeku SHINKIRI please,,,and a lil bit of shinoji,,,

nOTP

ehh romantic shin-kami just isnt my cup of tea but i understand why ppl like it!! its rlly cute its just not my favored ship dynamic i suppose. also dont be gross abt him and the adults i havent seen anything but i dont trust this fandom dkfjk

random headcanon

bro’s a lil colorblind. cant see diff between red and green. only reason he guessed mido’s hair and eye color right is bc the word green (”midori”) is literally in mido’s name

unpopular opinion

I DIDNT LIKE HIM AT FIRST,,,HE FREAKED ME OUT,,,i mean i love him now and he’s listed as one of my favs but i RLLY DIDNT LIKE HIM AT FIRST,,,i thought he was kinda a brat and i didnt like how he brainwashed others to be on his cavalry even tho like objectively it was a smart move

song i associate with them

welcome to my life by simple plan

DJNKSJKSJNKD IM KIDDING 

but hmmm,, sleep is for the weak by the dreadnoughts

favorite picture of them

HHHH SMILE EXCITED BOY,,,,

kendou:

favorite thing about them

SHES SO CUTE,,she cares so much for class 1-b and i just appreciate her personality a lot i think she cooperative, earnest, nd focused i love that for her

least favorite thing about them

hmm this is hard

perhaps that she doesnt seem to try to talk to monoma abt his obvious inferiority issues?? she just hits him and drags him away. and like it makes for a good bit and i know it’s not that deep but u know,,

favorite line

“us at ua have grown beyond ever thinking there’s no hope!” PLEASE THAT’S SO GOOD,,,she says this when she’s fighting mustard w tetsutetsu. it’s so good just,,love positive characters u know

brOTP

kendeku (kendou nd midoriya), kenmono (her nd monoma), shinken (shinsou nd her)

OTP

literally her and all of the class 1-a girls JKDJKFJK, kendotetsu (can i say power couple)

nOTP

mmm romantic ken-mono just kinda rubs me the wrong way i prefer them as sibling-esque friends

random headcanon

she’s rlly into american media nd stuff bc when her quirk first manifested, her dad was like “oh that’s a lot like khamala khan’s power in the marvel comics” so she got rlly into those and it evolved over time to her become a full-on westaboo djkfjk. she’s rlly lowkey abt it tho bc she’s a lil embarrassed abt it

unpopular opinion

i get the mom jokes r fun but kendou is actually more like class 1-b’s collective sister, not ma

song i associate with them

hmmmm feeling ok by best coast has a similar vibe that she does

favorite picture of them

SHES BABY,,

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SOME random ninjago hc that is in the RTO au

i wrote a lot of hc that fit the RTO au, not necessarily associated with Future and so here we are 

it’s long so here’s a summary of the HCs, you’ll find them under the cut 

Timetwins childhoods 

 + Kronos HCs (as requested by @moonprincess101)

cyrus HC

Pixal HC

couple other than future in RTO 

EMs and elemental power in general 

Zane & the ICE EM reincarnation 

Morro & Ronin sibbling 

Nadakhan & Dilara 

AGE CHART 

Bonus : Pokemon AU (+ doodles !!)

WARNING : LOOOOONG 

Timetwins childhoods ( + Kronos HCs)  

“Acronix" and "krux" isn’t their birth names, Acronix came up with them when they were younger, as super heroes names after discovering their powers. Krux loved the idea and they kept referring each other as these names. Krux forgot what is original name was, but Acronix still remembers them. i’m guessing that they might use them again after getting back into society

They grew us in a country side village with their mother for a big part of their life, didn't socialized much til their mother passed.  Krux was always overprotective and nix, not having anything else to compare, thought krux directing him was normal. when joining the EMs when the serpentins wars happened, Nix easily became friend with some of the EMs, unlike krux . tho they really did not got along with wu and garmadon 

their elemental power was passed down to them by a Unknown Man whom they never met, as he left before their birth, Kronos :

- kronos was the previous user of the time element, he used it for good, preventing some disaster, saving people’s life, Wu knew him well. 

- tho he was young when he married and didn't know how what would happen to his power after having kids. he took his power for granted and overused them even for simple task. to him , having powers was normal and sounded arrogant when speaking with other EMs or people in general 

.- during his wife pregnancy, he noticed his powers started fading and freaked out, he went to wu, asking for help and learn the truth about what would happen to his powers after his sons where born. he was never seen again afterward. 

when wu met krux and acronix, he knew they were related to kronos , but when asking them about their father , the twins would not reply and looks uncomfortable 

- his personality shifted rapidly afterward, without powers he went mad, more aggressive, salty, self centered 

Cyrus HC

- Cyrus grew up taking inspiration from DR. julien work to build his own tech, he never really expected to become so popular later in his life and sometime feels overwhelmed by it .

- Cyrus is a billionaire, and donate to charity all the time , ninjago doesn't seems to have any problems beside villains attacking time to time, you can expect rich people of the world to be actually helping RIGHT ?

- Cyrus isnt paralyzed, i imagine him more having weak legs motor control that dont support his body weight enough to let him stand, if he did, he would feel dizzy very fast, (this is heavly based on this HC )

it has some hint in the show, but you dont wanna mess with cyrus, he can be agressive toward people that bother him or his loved ones, he will not hesitate to fight the best way he can ! 

Pixal HC

- pixal was a project he worked on for YEARS, but she was only fully finished at the beginning of S3

- pixal was built to be gender neutral, until she told her father that she wanted to be seen as feminine , and he loves and support her

- pixal is very polite and usually call people by title, unless she knows them personally, she would never call cyrus by anything else than “father”

- when she first got in contact with people other than her father, she found them fascinating, and specially zane, knowing that he was a nindroïd like her.

- she used to have a crush on zane that for a while, felt mutual, until she got dismantled .. she was glad zane found a way to keep her around but as time passed, the lack of physical body, zane becoming colder with her afterward , and him getting closer to cole after the event of S4. made her loose interest, they were living as one but she missed being herself 

- ronin was the one who dismantled her, after he captured zane, pixal tried to defend her friend but got destroyed, ronin used part of her body to repair his own . his left arm being partially made from pixal Original body

- she took inspiration from nya’s samurai X mech to build herself a new body 

- in the process she developed feelings for nya. like zane earlier in her life, she felt like it was mutual but she isn’t sure the relation is working out, nya and her are spliting and getting back together every month or so

-she is an hopeless lover and tend to crush on anybody that express kindness to her 

Couple other than future in RTO

RTO mainly focus on future, but also : samurai, Glacier, Scruff  and A BIT of jaya , in general, the ninjas (minus lloyd) are pretty much all in open relationships with one another and it’s mostly just polyninja but main focus on samurai and glacier  

EMs and elemental power in general

- EM lives longer that other people , roughly 120~ years instead of 80 , and that even if they lost their powers

- being an EM can be either genetic or Given .. Powers can be passed down only two ways : a Em can have a kid and during pregnancy, the element will start fading until the baby is born, element will take time to developed in someone’s body , it roughly take 10-15 years for someone to discover their power. however this process inst guaranteed, and some EM’s kid can be born without powers, this is usually the case when only one of the parent is a EM, in case a EM have more kids than powers (eg. twins) the power will either splits up, or one of he kid will be born without powers 

- the second option is strong bound, if a EM is dying (or dead) without kids or non of their kids inherited their powers , they can choose a Vessel .. it can be human, creature or any sentient being. 

- taking someone’s power away by force CANNOT happen, it’s BULLSHIT.. wu and garmadon simply blocked krux and acronix powers, they are still considered EM and if they wish to, can pass down their powers to someone else , who WILL be able to control it (tho since the power Split up, nix can only pass down slow and forward power) after that, the time blade will lose their powers.

Zane & the ICE EM reincarnation

for his HC i’m going to call the previous ICE EM “simon”  i cant remembrer who named the Ice EM simon, if you know it please lemme know !  i love it tbh

-julien and simon knew each other very well, they were Close friends 

- simon knew that julien loved making machine and heard about a new project "zane" a robot that could protect people that could protect themselves, julien loved zane like his son . later in his life after the serpentine wars , simon feeling old, wanted to pass down his elemental power to someone before passing away, and thought julien was perfect, after all they knew each other, but he changed his mind and decided to pass it to zane instead. He touched zane heart and after that, he slowly lost his powers till he passed . neither zane nor julien knew about it, but by freezing his heart, it gave him a part of his soul ( 9 STYLE) ,  a unusual but strong power source to zane, the elemental power of ice and changed his behavior a bit 

Morro & Ronin sibbling HC

Morro and Ronin are brothers , morro is the oldest and inherited the wind power, unlike ronin. 

ronin loved to provoque people and overall was a little brat. one day with morro, he annoyed a citizen of Stiix, that will later be known as “soularcher” that decided to curse him and his brother 

Morro was terrified and fleed, he eventually decided to join wu’s monastery , who adopted him. morro was sure that becoming the green ninja of the prophecy would make him a hero and lift the curse on his soul. he was even more devastated to learn that wu was wrong

on his own ways ronin tried his best to fix his mistake growing up , without much success. falling into robbery, con artist, failed marriage and alcoholism 

when morro came back as a ghost, he felt guilty and wanted to fix his mistake but he finally had people like nya and dareth (whom he met at a bar and chatted with him when he was sad) that cared about him and decide to fight for good for once 

Ronin had a wife and a daughter a WHILE ago, but lost them . his daughter was roughly the same age as nya and she remind him of her 

Nadakhan & Dilara

Dilara and nya are related

Dilara and captain sotto knew each other (family related ;;; OR she was cheating on nadakhan idk but either way she cared about him too )  and she help sotto capture nadakhan and his crew but made a mistake and got killed in the process

Dilara was just there to use nadakhan for his powers but nadakhan wanted her for his infinite wishes so I GUESS THEYre a good pair ???

AGE CHART 

BONUS : Pokemon AU for no reason but i’m happy of them 

THERE IM DONE BYYYYYYYYE